The Twelve Inaugural Inductees

Lenny Bruce

Lenny  Bruce comedian hall of fame

"I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner."

George Carlin

George Carlin Comedy Hall of Fame

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."   

Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson Comedian Hall of Fame

"Did you know Richard Nixon is the only president whose formal portrait was painted by a police sketch artist?" 

Bill Cosby

"My children love my mother, and I tell my children, "That is not the same woman I grew up with... this is an old woman trying to get into heaven now."

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield Comedian Hall of Fame

"My mother never breast-fed me. She said she liked me as a friend." 

Sam Kinison

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

The Twelve Inaugural Inductees

Steve Martin

Steve Martin Comedian Hall of Fame

"I believe you should place a woman on a pedestal - high enough so you can look up her dress." 

Bob Newhart

Bob Newhart Comedian Hall of Fame

"I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'."

Richard Pryor

Richard Pryor Comedian Hall of Fame

"I'm not addicted to cocaine.  I just like the way it smells."

Don Rickles

Don Rickles Comedian Hall of Fame

"When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket. (on Frank Sinatra)"

Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers Comedian Hall of Fame

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman

"When I read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading."


Sign up to hear from us about upcoming shows and events.

Contact Us

Comedian Hall of Fame